Klaa2's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Seinfeld: The Pen]

You are not the walrus. . . you are a dickhead

That was crap. . . stick your head up a dead bear's ass.

greydigger responds:

I'M SORRY YOUR FUCKING MAJESTY. NEXT TIME I MAKE A MOVIE, I'LL BE SURE TO MAKE IT MORE ABOUT A PICTURE OF AN ASTRONAUT WITH HIS LIMBS TWEENING AND SCREWING AROUND WITH THE RECORDING OF THE MOON LANDING.

[Freedom. 3]

Not verry impressive

OK - so it was basically a series of pretty static images, with some slight movement. Not much of an 'animation'. . .

If things were moving and there was some real action I would have rated it higher.

You still have a long way to go!!!

nbh responds:

i believe the expression is: "fuck you, your movies suck dicks for canada"

[ZACH ATTACK #2]

Not bad

Yeah it was OK. . .

But why can't you draw STICKS. . . .??? Like everybody else does?? Not enough people do stick figures. .. they always seem to go for the realistic stuff like this. Don't they realize how much raw talent t takes to draw those stick figures?

umpuehf responds:

but it takes MORE talent to make a well-animated cartoon with realistic characters. Sticks take less time and effort. Plus, I'm not so big on sticks anyways.

[Japanese Talent Show]

Not very impressive - kinda dumb, in fact

Unfortunately, you have failed in your attempt to make it look 1940's-ish, and have made it look kinda shitty-ish instead. There have been much better examples of making a clip look like an old movie. . . Find them if you can and learn from them if you want to use this effect well.

As for the rest of the animation. . . pretty Ho-Hum. . . You have a very long way to go before you will produce anything worthwhile, if this is a typical example of your work.

Wasson responds:

You whore. If you had any intelligence you could take it for what it is. Not what I say it is!!!

[The Problem with Mimics]

Very good - looking forward to seeing more

That was a pretty good start. . .

One tip - include a 'replay' button at the end.

I will look out fore future animations from you - that had a lot of style and class for such a short clip.

Wogoat responds:

Good point, there I added a replay button. And a bit of a different punchline.

[English Comic]

Hungarian crap

This is not an animation . . . It's a fucking static cartoon page, with a button to flip the page.

Not worth a pich of shit as far as animation goes. . . Remember - this site is for fucking ANIMATION.

It's about as interactive or animated as a comic book.

IrMyke responds:

nice buts it not just for animations is for flash artwork games ect....this is just something thats artwork :P dont be so harsh dude its not like it hurts anyone but your image

[michael and james show]

pretty lame

There was a minimal amount of animation in this. . . In fact the only good part was the sound track. It would have been just as funny if you had produced a completely blank screen and kept the soundtrack.

rudiger2 responds:

well if i did that then you would of rated it lower so i'm glad at what i did you stupid ignorent bastad. i hoe you have a nice day.

[Extreme Thingy]

What a novel idea!!! Things fighting!!

Jeez!! How many of these fighting things do we have to watch before we see anything good submitted to NG? My advice - give up flash animation and get a pet . . . . . maybe a tapeworm or something.

ryguypie responds:

:)

[Cut to the Chase]

Too many crappy car movies - here's 1 more

You're right . . . too much shit on NG. . . unfortunately, you have just added one more to the list.
Not impressed, man.

oldryan responds:

fuck you

[FF: A new obstacle...]

Pretty immature

maybe the rest of the kids in high school think this is hilarious, but I think its piss-poor.

StarBurstX responds:

I didn't know you were in high school... well have fun. Those were some of the best times of my life.